Check out the cool ass the essence of rabbit mandala.

Cool Ass. (thanks Nat!)

Harmony has picked up a new behaviour: frequently when I ask her to do something, and she doesn't, she will meow like a kitten, and get down on all fours, and play a little game of Harmony-is-a-kitty.

KAWAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (as in, that is hella cute)

It makes me wonder, is it because "no" sounds like "meow", so she is reminded of kitties, so she goes and plays kitty?

Or is it that her 2 year old ego fractures itself, and she takes on the role of an animal because she is expressing her animalistic id instincts of her own mind, rather then of the super-ego of her dad; and by taking on the animal persona she does not have to cope with the rejection of what is right and proper?

(the second part was a joke...)

This is part 2 of the Abridged Harmonese dictionary. Please also see Part I

The Abridged Harmonese Dictionary, part II

How dududat?

how-doo-doo-daht
"How are you" or " How are you doing?" Also "How dududoing"

Sampatch

sahm-pa-ch
A sandwich.

Stucken Dere

stuhk-ehn-dehr
Literally "Stuck in There". Used when something is stick, unmovable, or too high to reach. e.g. "I cannot reach the Cinderina on the top shelf, she is stucken dere"

Coffeffee

koh-fef-fee
A drink, usually coffee, juice or pop; but anything that is not water or milk.

Five Minutes!

f-iii-ve mi-nits!
An expression used when leaving the room to go away for awhile. It is always uttered as a single statement, i.e. "Five Minutes!", not " I'll be Back in Five Minutes"

Be Right Bak!

Bee riet bak
I'm leaving for awhile, and I actually have no intention of coming back, but instead will remain wherever I am going for an undisclosed period of time.

Birday Cake

bird-ay-caek
Cake, whether or not a birthday is involved.

No, this isn't about Podcasting.

My daughter is just the most adorable little creature in the whole damn world. She is also the kind of girl that makes her own language apparently. So I present with out much further ado..

The Abridged Harmonese Dictionary

Apple Pie!

a-poh-pie
A general purpose answer to anything that you don't know the answer to: "What shape is this?" "Apple Pie!"
"How often does the 78-23 train go by?" "Apple Pie!"
Note that "Apple Pie!" does not have a question mark following it. It should never be used as a question, it is always as an answer to a question, and always has an exclamation mark afterwards.
This has spread across to native English speakers as well. My main man Reverend Craig told some of his friends at work about this catch-all answer. During a company meeting, the big boss asked a question, and one of the workers replied with "Apple Pie!"

Kakai

kah-kie
Literally means "Please, I would like that very much, Thank you.". Usage: Milk-Kakai, Hug-Kakai. The object being requested always precedes the Kakai expression.

Morodor

more-o-door
Water.
"Morodor Kakai" means "Please, I would like some water very much, Thank you."

Snowma

snow-mah
Snow, or anything to do with snow. Just as the Inuit have more then one word for snow, Harmonese has only one word relating to snow. Like if the smurfs went arctic. Snowflakes, Snowmen and snowfalls are all snowma.

Cinderina

sin-der-een-ah
A Cinderella, Belle, Snow White or other faery-tale princess; a ballerina; a beautiful woman. From the combination of "Cinderella" and "ballerina"

Gyeo-gyeo-gyeo

gkeeoh gkeeoh gkeeoh br/> The first consonant doesn't exist in English, but is a cross between a hard g and a k. Gyeo-gyeo-gyeo is an expression of anticipatory excitement, and can be translated as "Giggle Giggle Giggle*quot; or "Ok! Ok! Ok!". The number of "Gyeo"s determine how exciting the anticipated event is to be.

Baby Ifan

beh-beh iii-fan
A baby between the ages of 0-12 months, perhaps able to crawl, but not able to walk. From the English "Baby Ivan"

Hamony

hah-moe-nee
A toddler between the ages of 12-30 months. Able to walk, but still learning language. From her own name "Harmony". This may come from the Japanese pronunciation of the name "Harmony".

My baby found My Paper Crane. The website of Heidi Kenney, an amazing plush artist of epically kawaii proportions.

Just go check it out. Oh the cuteness! Oh the happy-sad-food cuteness!

KAWAIIII!

Harmony is really excited about Katamari these days, which is good, because we just got We <3 Katamari. She calls it "Kamamari". Here is a picture of her, sitting in the "cube-chair" playing some Katamari Damacy. She isn't very good, but evey once in awhile she does manage to roll forward.