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Thursday, December 15. 2005
The evils of variable re-assignment
It is just fuckin evil maaaan.
You are chugging along, using a variable in some context. It has a particular meaning attached to it. It might be (for instance) an id number for a particular piece of media.
Then suddenly half way thorough the code, it ceases to become the id number for a media chunk, but instead becomes the file system path for that chunky media.
This is bad!
This is also easily avoided by using sane variable names. If your variable is named $mediaId, it is far less likely to be used as $mediaPath. But if it is just $img, then you might have problems.
Long variable names good.
You are chugging along, using a variable in some context. It has a particular meaning attached to it. It might be (for instance) an id number for a particular piece of media.
Then suddenly half way thorough the code, it ceases to become the id number for a media chunk, but instead becomes the file system path for that chunky media.
This is bad!
This is also easily avoided by using sane variable names. If your variable is named $mediaId, it is far less likely to be used as $mediaPath. But if it is just $img, then you might have problems.
Long variable names good.
Wednesday, November 23. 2005
(lambda (anger) (spew anger))
Real languages have fucking lambda mother fucking mother fucker.
((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (x) (x x))) and die.
I hate PLB.
((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (x) (x x))) and die.
I hate PLB.
Tuesday, November 8. 2005
Harassing Telemarketers
Harassing telemarketers is like yelling at an autistic or a McDonalds employee. They're easy targets, but it does effectively nothing. While yelling at someone with autism will rightly get you snubbed in most circles, yelling at or otherwise harassing telemarketers is not considered a bad thing to do in my various circles.
poor bastards.
Part of the argument for yelling at them is "If they don't want to be yelled at, they shouldn't take such an evil job in the first place". Well there are a few problems with that. First off, not everyone has the luxury to choose jobs based on your code of ethics. The second problem is a sense of scale: in the list of jobs that are evil, telemarketer isn't really high up. The marketing droid who figured that telemarketing would be a great way to make money is way higher. Evil Oil Executive Corporate Overlord is even higher still.
When ever a telemarketer calls me, I always put on my "Who the fuck are you and why are you calling me" voice, that automagically gets them on guard, then I politely tell them that I am not interested and hang up. If they really bug you, ask to be put on their do-not-call list. Again, politely. I mean, I know that telemarketers are annoying as fuck. But the individual calling you isn't singling you out. It is the marketing droid who figured you fit their target demographics that has singled you out instead.
Food for thought.
poor bastards.
Part of the argument for yelling at them is "If they don't want to be yelled at, they shouldn't take such an evil job in the first place". Well there are a few problems with that. First off, not everyone has the luxury to choose jobs based on your code of ethics. The second problem is a sense of scale: in the list of jobs that are evil, telemarketer isn't really high up. The marketing droid who figured that telemarketing would be a great way to make money is way higher. Evil Oil Executive Corporate Overlord is even higher still.
When ever a telemarketer calls me, I always put on my "Who the fuck are you and why are you calling me" voice, that automagically gets them on guard, then I politely tell them that I am not interested and hang up. If they really bug you, ask to be put on their do-not-call list. Again, politely. I mean, I know that telemarketers are annoying as fuck. But the individual calling you isn't singling you out. It is the marketing droid who figured you fit their target demographics that has singled you out instead.
Food for thought.
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Friday, November 4. 2005
Fuck the Skulll of Pacific Poker CEOs and Marketing Affiliates
Fuck pacific poker. If you want to piss your money down the interweb gambling hole, do it somewhere else. If their marketing department is so devoid of ethics, how can you expect their games to be fair?
The following poker and texas holdem sites are probably unethical, cheat and will rob you blind: Las Vegas Casino, King Casino, 888 Casino On Net, Swiss casino, Magic Box, Star Luck, Monaco Gold, USA Casino, AceClub, Reef Club, Noble Poker, Party Poker and Empire Poker.
If you havent figured it out, their marketing affiliates continue to spam me. I now get about 300 trackbacks a day. Trackbacks are good shit, and trackback spammers are ruining it for google-fucking-page-rank.
The following poker and texas holdem sites are probably unethical, cheat and will rob you blind: Las Vegas Casino, King Casino, 888 Casino On Net, Swiss casino, Magic Box, Star Luck, Monaco Gold, USA Casino, AceClub, Reef Club, Noble Poker, Party Poker and Empire Poker.
If you havent figured it out, their marketing affiliates continue to spam me. I now get about 300 trackbacks a day. Trackbacks are good shit, and trackback spammers are ruining it for google-fucking-page-rank.
Wednesday, September 14. 2005
Fuck Pacific Poker, and Fuck Party Poker.
Those ass sniffing weasels can get locked up in a toilet box and eat shit. And their blog spamming, child molesting, kiddie porn peddling, pant licking, piece of shit affiliates can get right on my dick.
I'm getting trackback spammed up the wazoo. I've turned on moderation. SO FUCK YOU.
I'm getting trackback spammed up the wazoo. I've turned on moderation. SO FUCK YOU.
Tuesday, July 5. 2005
We're Back.
We're back.
Fuck Telus fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck.
What was supposed to be a simple move turned into a total disaster. All of it Telus. I can't wait to switch to a better service. Probably September.
I hate Telus. I hate Telus. Fucking incompetent sons of bitches. Let the bodies of their incompetent workers ne'er foul land, nor water nor air. Let their children die of pestilence too unspeakable to mention.
Who is up for a good ol fashioned cross burning? But to be perfectly serious, I would love to get together a group, as big a group as possible, and have everyone give the big Telus building a good ol double-douce. You know, take a few pictures, shout some profanity, have a ball.
Fuck Telus fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck.
What was supposed to be a simple move turned into a total disaster. All of it Telus. I can't wait to switch to a better service. Probably September.
I hate Telus. I hate Telus. Fucking incompetent sons of bitches. Let the bodies of their incompetent workers ne'er foul land, nor water nor air. Let their children die of pestilence too unspeakable to mention.
Who is up for a good ol fashioned cross burning? But to be perfectly serious, I would love to get together a group, as big a group as possible, and have everyone give the big Telus building a good ol double-douce. You know, take a few pictures, shout some profanity, have a ball.
Monday, June 20. 2005
Seriously?
Seriously?
Hardcore dumbassity from the King of domain registrar GoDaddy.com. He wants to put up videos of people jumping out of the twin towers.
Its like 9/11 porn baby. "Oh good, see how the wonderful 'mericans are jumping out of the windows! It's so horrible! Lets kill a raghead for Jesus! They deserve every last piece of torture!"
Read this and be amazed. I mean, I thought Rush was being a complete fucktard when he was saying that the American Rape Rooms was just a case of 'boys will be boys'. But this guy is actually calling for more torture, as if it would work.
Seriously. I can picture this guy spewing his load all over the pictures of Abu Ghirab. If I watch enough 9/11 snuff pr0n, maybe I can justify torture!
Hardcore dumbassity from the King of domain registrar GoDaddy.com. He wants to put up videos of people jumping out of the twin towers.
Its like 9/11 porn baby. "Oh good, see how the wonderful 'mericans are jumping out of the windows! It's so horrible! Lets kill a raghead for Jesus! They deserve every last piece of torture!"
Read this and be amazed. I mean, I thought Rush was being a complete fucktard when he was saying that the American Rape Rooms was just a case of 'boys will be boys'. But this guy is actually calling for more torture, as if it would work.
Seriously. I can picture this guy spewing his load all over the pictures of Abu Ghirab. If I watch enough 9/11 snuff pr0n, maybe I can justify torture!
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