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Wednesday, April 21. 2004

That's Cthulhu!

When there's blood in the sky
and the end times are nigh,
that's Cthulhu!

To consume us at last
in one final repast
Here's Cthulhu.

OH what fun
Cthulhu fhtagn
Cthulhu fhtagn
all will chant as he rises

Sing with glee
Tekeli-li
Tekeli-li
In out culitsh disguises

When the seas start to biol
and there's trouble and toil
Blame Cthulhu

Sear the world on a bun,
There's just nowhere to run
Anymore

Now the stars are aligned
there's no time even for one last
Boo-hoo

Now he's here - quake with fear
Make the way clear for the
great Cthulhu

--to the tune of "That's Amore" by Harry Warren & Jack Brooks, as sung by Dean Martin

(Thank to my brother Ben, who Channeled the Mad Arab in a bad Italian Resturant)
Posted by jonnay in Madness at 09:16 | Comments (2) | Trackbacks (0)
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h0h0h0

S'more

LIKE AZATHOTH (Sung to Madonna's "Like a Virgin")


I made it through the Hounds
Somehow I made it through
Way out from Tindalos
Until the Act was one

I was lost, and alone
I was deaf, neither could I see
And it made me grow
Yes it made me grow
Exponentially

CHORUS:
Like Azathoth
Here since the very First Time
Like Azathoth
Overboiling, dumb and blind

Gonna crush all
>From the Universe's center
A Nuclear Chaos broadcast

You're so fine, and you're mine
Since the Beginning of the Time
Oh, your organs sprout out
Yes, your organs sprout out
'Cause my gravity's so high

CHORUS

You're so fine, and you're mine
I am the Sultan of Demons
And you make me feel
Yeah you make me feel
Nothing at all

CHORUS

Like Azathoth, ooh, ooh
Like Azathoth
Feels so good inside
When they're piping, and they're yelling, and we're shaking

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you feel my mass pulse
Since the very First Time
#1 Teh Mad Arab Ben (Link) on 2004-04-21 09:32 (Reply)
Round 2..

Do You Hear the Pipes, Cthulhu?
Lyrics © 1999 by Terence Chua
(to the tune of "Fernando" by ABBA)

Do you hear the pipes, Cthulhu?
They were being played by shoggoths on the shores of Carcosa
Can you hear our prayers, Cthulhu?
Deep in sunken R'lyeh waiting for the rightness of a star?
Where the Deep Ones worship Dagon, Mother Hydra in sea chambers built afar?


Chorus:
There was chanting in the air that night
The stars were right, Cthulhu!
You were dreaming of your destiny
Beneath the sea, Cthulhu!
Though the Elder Gods have cast you down
Have no regret
As the Al-Azif has prophesized, R'lyeh will rise, Cthulhu!


We are waiting O Cthulhu
Sacrificing virgins while the nightgaunts hover 'gainst the moon
Seeking power O Cthulhu
Drawing sigils in their blood and Elder Signs and other runes
They were dying drenched in madness and the eldritch vapors of a thousand dooms
(chorus)

You are sleeping Great Cthulhu
Never knowing the unspeakable things we do in your name
But don't worry Great Cthulhu
We will carry on destroying without sanity or shame
Till the universe resounds with all the sounds of lost souls shrieking out in pain
(chorus)

As the Al-Azif has prophesized, R'lyeh will rise, Cthulhu!
#2 Teh Mad Arab Ben (Link) on 2004-04-21 09:35 (Reply)

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