No, this isn't about Podcasting.

My daughter is just the most adorable little creature in the whole damn world. She is also the kind of girl that makes her own language apparently. So I present with out much further ado..

The Abridged Harmonese Dictionary

Apple Pie!

a-poh-pie
A general purpose answer to anything that you don't know the answer to: "What shape is this?" "Apple Pie!"
"How often does the 78-23 train go by?" "Apple Pie!"
Note that "Apple Pie!" does not have a question mark following it. It should never be used as a question, it is always as an answer to a question, and always has an exclamation mark afterwards.
This has spread across to native English speakers as well. My main man Reverend Craig told some of his friends at work about this catch-all answer. During a company meeting, the big boss asked a question, and one of the workers replied with "Apple Pie!"

Kakai

kah-kie
Literally means "Please, I would like that very much, Thank you.". Usage: Milk-Kakai, Hug-Kakai. The object being requested always precedes the Kakai expression.

Morodor

more-o-door
Water.
"Morodor Kakai" means "Please, I would like some water very much, Thank you."

Snowma

snow-mah
Snow, or anything to do with snow. Just as the Inuit have more then one word for snow, Harmonese has only one word relating to snow. Like if the smurfs went arctic. Snowflakes, Snowmen and snowfalls are all snowma.

Cinderina

sin-der-een-ah
A Cinderella, Belle, Snow White or other faery-tale princess; a ballerina; a beautiful woman. From the combination of "Cinderella" and "ballerina"

Gyeo-gyeo-gyeo

gkeeoh gkeeoh gkeeoh br/> The first consonant doesn't exist in English, but is a cross between a hard g and a k. Gyeo-gyeo-gyeo is an expression of anticipatory excitement, and can be translated as "Giggle Giggle Giggle*quot; or "Ok! Ok! Ok!". The number of "Gyeo"s determine how exciting the anticipated event is to be.

Baby Ifan

beh-beh iii-fan
A baby between the ages of 0-12 months, perhaps able to crawl, but not able to walk. From the English "Baby Ivan"

Hamony

hah-moe-nee
A toddler between the ages of 12-30 months. Able to walk, but still learning language. From her own name "Harmony". This may come from the Japanese pronunciation of the name "Harmony".