After cleaning up the downstairs, and removing a lot of the cruft from our lives, I found this selection of Chez Geek cards that Shell, Myself and our friend Chris had planned to build. I figured I would share em with all'y'all.

We decided to add some more psychedellia to the game. 'Shroom' cards are considered to be the original 'shrooms', as well as 'LSD', 'Absynth' and 'Ecstasy'.

Thing / Whenever / Activity Cards / People

Cat Lady - Person - 1 Slack
All cats go to the same room with the cat lady in it

Orgy - Activity - 1 Slack
+1 Slack for every person in your room. +3 Slack with nookie monster

Rave Rave Techno Techno - Activity - Cost 1 - Slack 2

Lost and Found - Whenever
Get any one 'thing' from the discard pile and put it in your hand

Deja Vu - whenever
Get any one 'activity' from the discard pile and put it in your hand

Power Surge - whenever
Target roommates electronics are discarded

Lava Lamp - thing - Cost 2 - Slack 1
+2 with weed or shrooms

Absynth - thing booze/shrooms - Cost 4 Slack 4

Long Lost Relative - whenever
Loose a free time

Sex Toy - Cost 2 - Slack 1
+ 1 to all nookie rolls

Burning Man - Cost 6 - Free Time 2 - Slack 6
If you have Herald the hoopty car, Cost is reduced by 2.
"How can we be so skinny when we live so fat"

Bolt Cutters - whenever
Target roommate loses their lock

LSD thing / shrooms - Cost 2 - Free Time 2 - Slack 4
+1 if you have weed or shrooms

Ecstasy thing / shrooms - Cost 4 - Slack 3
+1 if nookie is played during the same turn

5 oh! whenever
Get rid of any shroom or weed cards

Zyban whenever
Target roommate must discard all smoke cards

Telus Takes Over Your ISP whenever
Affects Graphic Artist, Corporate Drone, Web Designer or Tech Support only. Reduces target roommates income to 1, and all players must discard a single "Surf the Net" or "Play Computer Games" (because their service is so shitty).

Sushi - Thing / Food - Cost 2 - Slack 2

Jobs

Telephone Psychic - Free Time 2 - Income 3
Cost of all books is -1
Slack Goal 18

Dealer - Free Time 3 - Income 1/3
All shroom/weed cards are -1 in Cost.

Promoter - Free Time 1 - Income 1/6
CD's and Shroom Cards are free